The crimes that speakers commit Survey

I regularly give a humorous conference address titled "The Pitfalls & Pratfalls of Presenting" in which I point up some of the most common mistakes that speakers make - so the audience can avoid making them. I'm investigating any new crimes out there, so have your say. What is it that presenters do that really bugs you? Let rip!

	Never	Rarely	Occasionally	Often	Regularly
Using too many words on PowerPoint	Using too many words on PowerPoint Never	Using too many words on PowerPoint Rarely	Using too many words on PowerPoint Occasionally	Using too many words on PowerPoint Often	Using too many words on PowerPoint Regularly
Reading to me	Reading to me Never	Reading to me Rarely	Reading to me Occasionally	Reading to me Often	Reading to me Regularly
Fidgeting, jingling coins etc	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Never	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Rarely	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Occasionally	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Often	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Regularly
Pacing around	Pacing around Never	Pacing around Rarely	Pacing around Occasionally	Pacing around Often	Pacing around Regularly
Urrm, errrr,	Urrm, errrr, Never	Urrm, errrr, Rarely	Urrm, errrr, Occasionally	Urrm, errrr, Often	Urrm, errrr, Regularly
Inappropriate humour	Inappropriate humour Never	Inappropriate humour Rarely	Inappropriate humour Occasionally	Inappropriate humour Often	Inappropriate humour Regularly
Speaking too quietly	Speaking too quietly Never	Speaking too quietly Rarely	Speaking too quietly Occasionally	Speaking too quietly Often	Speaking too quietly Regularly
Monotone / droning on & on	Monotone / droning on & on Never	Monotone / droning on & on Rarely	Monotone / droning on & on Occasionally	Monotone / droning on & on Often	Monotone / droning on & on Regularly
Overrunning	Overrunning Never	Overrunning Rarely	Overrunning Occasionally	Overrunning Often	Overrunning Regularly
Not answering questions well	Not answering questions well Never	Not answering questions well Rarely	Not answering questions well Occasionally	Not answering questions well Often	Not answering questions well Regularly
Not concluding well	Not concluding well Never	Not concluding well Rarely	Not concluding well Occasionally	Not concluding well Often	Not concluding well Regularly

Never

Rarely

Occasionally

Often

Regularly

Using too many words on PowerPoint

Using too many words on PowerPoint Never

Using too many words on PowerPoint Rarely

Using too many words on PowerPoint Occasionally

Using too many words on PowerPoint Often

Using too many words on PowerPoint Regularly

Reading to me

Reading to me Never

Reading to me Rarely

Reading to me Occasionally

Reading to me Often

Reading to me Regularly

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Never

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Rarely

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Occasionally

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Often

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Regularly

Pacing around

Pacing around Never

Pacing around Rarely

Pacing around Occasionally

Pacing around Often

Pacing around Regularly

Urrm, errrr,

Urrm, errrr, Never

Urrm, errrr, Rarely

Urrm, errrr, Occasionally

Urrm, errrr, Often

Urrm, errrr, Regularly

Inappropriate humour

Inappropriate humour Never

Inappropriate humour Rarely

Inappropriate humour Occasionally

Inappropriate humour Often

Inappropriate humour Regularly

Speaking too quietly

Speaking too quietly Never

Speaking too quietly Rarely

Speaking too quietly Occasionally

Speaking too quietly Often

Speaking too quietly Regularly

Monotone / droning on & on

Monotone / droning on & on Never

Monotone / droning on & on Rarely

Monotone / droning on & on Occasionally

Monotone / droning on & on Often

Monotone / droning on & on Regularly

Overrunning

Overrunning Never

Overrunning Rarely

Overrunning Occasionally

Overrunning Often

Overrunning Regularly

Not answering questions well

Not answering questions well Never

Not answering questions well Rarely

Not answering questions well Occasionally

Not answering questions well Often

Not answering questions well Regularly

Not concluding well

Not concluding well Never

Not concluding well Rarely

Not concluding well Occasionally

Not concluding well Often

Not concluding well Regularly

	It doesn't bother me at all	Annoys me slightly	It drives me round the bend
Using too many words on PowerPoint	Using too many words on PowerPoint It doesn't bother me at all	Using too many words on PowerPoint Annoys me slightly	Using too many words on PowerPoint It drives me round the bend
Reading to me	Reading to me It doesn't bother me at all	Reading to me Annoys me slightly	Reading to me It drives me round the bend
Fidgeting, jingling coins etc	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc It doesn't bother me at all	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Annoys me slightly	Fidgeting, jingling coins etc It drives me round the bend
Pacing around	Pacing around It doesn't bother me at all	Pacing around Annoys me slightly	Pacing around It drives me round the bend
Urrm, errrr,	Urrm, errrr, It doesn't bother me at all	Urrm, errrr, Annoys me slightly	Urrm, errrr, It drives me round the bend
Inappropriate humour	Inappropriate humour It doesn't bother me at all	Inappropriate humour Annoys me slightly	Inappropriate humour It drives me round the bend
Speaking too quietly	Speaking too quietly It doesn't bother me at all	Speaking too quietly Annoys me slightly	Speaking too quietly It drives me round the bend
Monotone / droning on & on	Monotone / droning on & on It doesn't bother me at all	Monotone / droning on & on Annoys me slightly	Monotone / droning on & on It drives me round the bend
Overrunning	Overrunning It doesn't bother me at all	Overrunning Annoys me slightly	Overrunning It drives me round the bend
Not answering questions well	Not answering questions well It doesn't bother me at all	Not answering questions well Annoys me slightly	Not answering questions well It drives me round the bend
Not concluding well	Not concluding well It doesn't bother me at all	Not concluding well Annoys me slightly	Not concluding well It drives me round the bend

It doesn't bother me at all

Annoys me slightly

It drives me round the bend

Using too many words on PowerPoint

Using too many words on PowerPoint It doesn't bother me at all

Using too many words on PowerPoint Annoys me slightly

Using too many words on PowerPoint It drives me round the bend

Reading to me

Reading to me It doesn't bother me at all

Reading to me Annoys me slightly

Reading to me It drives me round the bend

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc It doesn't bother me at all

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc Annoys me slightly

Fidgeting, jingling coins etc It drives me round the bend

Pacing around

Pacing around It doesn't bother me at all

Pacing around Annoys me slightly

Pacing around It drives me round the bend

Urrm, errrr,

Urrm, errrr, It doesn't bother me at all

Urrm, errrr, Annoys me slightly

Urrm, errrr, It drives me round the bend

Inappropriate humour

Inappropriate humour It doesn't bother me at all

Inappropriate humour Annoys me slightly

Inappropriate humour It drives me round the bend

Speaking too quietly

Speaking too quietly It doesn't bother me at all

Speaking too quietly Annoys me slightly

Speaking too quietly It drives me round the bend

Monotone / droning on & on

Monotone / droning on & on It doesn't bother me at all

Monotone / droning on & on Annoys me slightly

Monotone / droning on & on It drives me round the bend

Overrunning

Overrunning It doesn't bother me at all

Overrunning Annoys me slightly

Overrunning It drives me round the bend

Not answering questions well

Not answering questions well It doesn't bother me at all

Not answering questions well Annoys me slightly

Not answering questions well It drives me round the bend

Not concluding well

Not concluding well It doesn't bother me at all

Not concluding well Annoys me slightly

Not concluding well It drives me round the bend

The crimes that speakers commit

To inform a reboot of my Pitfalls & Pratfalls of Presenting keynote address

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* 1. Here are some of the most common mistakes that speakers make, which do you see most regularly?

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* 2. How to you feel about these?

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* 3. What other crimes do you witness being made by speakers?

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* 4. What do you think or feel about poor presenters?

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* 5. Roughly, how many presentations do you see in a six month period?

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* 6. What % are good or outstanding?

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* 7. What's the worst crime by a presenter that you've ever witnessed?

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* 8. Your e-mail address