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Copy of The Murder - Caption Competition
Little Compton Mysteries
Little Compton Mysteries - Caption Competition
The Murder which caption do you like best?
You put your right leg in, your left let out....
Life is like a flower, you grow, you bloom, then along comes a lawn mower. . .
I wanted daisies, she gives me ferns. Hphf!
Have you seen my shovel?
2. The Abduction - Which caption do you like best?
HIM: Just relax this won't hurt HER: Hmm, this dentist is dodgy
HIM: Guess Who? HER: No! Not the IRS!
HIM: 'Ello Darling HER: I hope that's your truncheon in my back
HIM: All because the lady loves Milk Tray HER: Noooo. I'm Lactose intolerant
The Burglar - Which caption do you like best
98, 99, 100 Coming ready or not
I should have known this Tin Tin costume would be useless in the dark
This sure doesn't look like Kansas Toto!
Please be mud not a cowpat!