It would be lovely to know how you came to find me on 'tinternet, and how our paths crossed. I'm hoping your answers will help me understand:
Who you are (yes, who are you?!)
What you are looking for
Whether I'm doing all I can for you, now that you've found me.
I really appreciate your time in answering my questions, and if you get through to the end there'll be a little reward for your time.
Let's do this!