What kind of Spartan are you..?

A: In helmet, cloak and tight underwear. Or just the cloak. In the shade if necessary as arrows blot out the sun!

B: In full hoplite panoply, side by side with my mess-mates.

C: I have people to do that sort of thing for me.

D: On the beaches, in the air. Just like in the war. We will never surrender!

A: Defend Western Civilisation from the decadent Asiatic hordes!

B: Avoid overseas entanglements for fear of revolt back home.

C: Overseas expeditions mean glory and wealth; sounds good to me.

D: Defend our sovereignty against foreigners!

A: If the gods are with us, we will conquer! If they're not, we fight anyway! Tonight we dine in hell!

B: Sorry, we'll get back to you once we've finished celebrating this festival.

C: Actually some of those Persian deities are very interesting...

D: Oh, C of E, but that's not the sort of thing one talks about.

A: Black broth, black bread, and rocks!

B: Black broth, a bit of wine, and then some delicacies for afters.

C: Twice as much black broth as everyone else!

D: Meat and three veg.

A: I stole a fox for breakfast and it chewed out my intestines.

B: Physical exercise, beatings, exercise, bullying, more exercise.

C: Reading, horse-riding, exercise.

D: Physical exercise, beatings, bullying, possible some reading, silly uniform.

A: Come back with your shield or on it, she said!

B: I haven't actually seen much of her since I was young.

C: Well, after my father was ordered to divorce his second wife, there was a bit of a scandal with the wife of one of the ephors...

D: Do you mean the Blessed Margaret?