Top dog authors

Thank you for taking part in our Top Dog Authors vote!

Top dogs on social media and in TV and film, therapy and service dogs and even four-legged celebrity companions are putting paw to paper and jotting out their memoirs for the rest of the dog-loving world to see. From sharing their adventures to guides on how to care for your human. Many are not only from the dog's perspective but often in their own 'voice'.

We'll be talking about some of the best sellers in our September issue but right now we want to hear from you which books you've read and who is your favourite canine author.

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* 1. If your dog were to write a book which of the following would be true....

The spelling would be terrible

It would be a massive seller as my dog is brilliant

It may involve the death of many squirrels

It would have to be a comedy!

Definitely a love story as everyone falls in love with my dog

The book would be very dog-eared

It would be very short as my dog rarely makes a sound

It would be very, very long as my dog never shuts up!

I suspect my dog would write the Stephen King of postmen novels

There would be lots of commas as my dog has huge paws (groan!)

My dog would never split a preposition, but may use too many descriptive words when talking about food or his/her fetching skills

Please come up with your own terrible puns about your dogs literary skills or lack of!
(please specify)

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* 2. Which of these dog-y-fied versions of top sellers would your dog most likely write/read?

	Tail wagging a lot at the idea	Sniffing it with slight interest	Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	Wouldn't even wee on it!
The Dog Vinci Code	The Dog Vinci Code Tail wagging a lot at the idea	The Dog Vinci Code Sniffing it with slight interest	The Dog Vinci Code Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	The Dog Vinci Code Wouldn't even wee on it!
50 Shades of Greyhound	50 Shades of Greyhound Tail wagging a lot at the idea	50 Shades of Greyhound Sniffing it with slight interest	50 Shades of Greyhound Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	50 Shades of Greyhound Wouldn't even wee on it!
Harry Potter and the Half-Bloodhound Prince	Harry Potter and the Half-Bloodhound Prince Tail wagging a lot at the idea	Harry Potter and the Half-Bloodhound Prince Sniffing it with slight interest	Harry Potter and the Half-Bloodhound Prince Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	Harry Potter and the Half-Bloodhound Prince Wouldn't even wee on it!
The Lovely (meaty) Bones	The Lovely (meaty) Bones Tail wagging a lot at the idea	The Lovely (meaty) Bones Sniffing it with slight interest	The Lovely (meaty) Bones Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	The Lovely (meaty) Bones Wouldn't even wee on it!
Bridget Bones Diary	Bridget Bones Diary Tail wagging a lot at the idea	Bridget Bones Diary Sniffing it with slight interest	Bridget Bones Diary Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	Bridget Bones Diary Wouldn't even wee on it!
Life of Chi(huahua)	Life of Chi(huahua) Tail wagging a lot at the idea	Life of Chi(huahua) Sniffing it with slight interest	Life of Chi(huahua) Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	Life of Chi(huahua) Wouldn't even wee on it!
Lab-rynth	Lab-rynth Tail wagging a lot at the idea	Lab-rynth Sniffing it with slight interest	Lab-rynth Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	Lab-rynth Wouldn't even wee on it!
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Dogs are from Pluto	Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Dogs are from Pluto Tail wagging a lot at the idea	Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Dogs are from Pluto Sniffing it with slight interest	Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Dogs are from Pluto Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Dogs are from Pluto Wouldn't even wee on it!
White (Canine) Teeth	White (Canine) Teeth Tail wagging a lot at the idea	White (Canine) Teeth Sniffing it with slight interest	White (Canine) Teeth Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	White (Canine) Teeth Wouldn't even wee on it!
The Hunger Games (how to stuff a Kong)	The Hunger Games (how to stuff a Kong) Tail wagging a lot at the idea	The Hunger Games (how to stuff a Kong) Sniffing it with slight interest	The Hunger Games (how to stuff a Kong) Couldn't put it down but only because the glue tasted nice!	The Hunger Games (how to stuff a Kong) Wouldn't even wee on it!

Can you think of any other possible dog versions of best sellers?

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* 3. Please name your favourite canine author (please tell us why) - i.e. a dog that has been credited with writing a book - For example Uggie, Pudsey, Worzel, Gizmo.....

Top dog authors

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* 1. If your dog were to write a book which of the following would be true....

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* 2. Which of these dog-y-fied versions of top sellers would your dog most likely write/read?

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* 3. Please name your favourite canine author (please tell us why) - i.e. a dog that has been credited with writing a book - For example Uggie, Pudsey, Worzel, Gizmo.....

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* 4. Please name your favourite book by a canine author and tell us why?

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* 5. Do you know of any books written from a dog's perspective but that acknowledge a human author? Tell us whether you enjoyed this book.